Dean Martin Roast   Leave a comment

Above:  Dean Martin

A Screen Capture

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What was Dean Martin’s favorite kind of meat?

A roast!

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Posted September 23, 2017 by neatnik2009 in Art and Entertainment, Food/Liquids/Containers

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Paper Clip   Leave a comment

Above:  Paper Clips

Image in the Public Domain

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If I decide to purchase certain office supplies individually, how much should I pay per clip?

Posted September 20, 2017 by neatnik2009 in Furniture and Office Equipment and Supplies

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Over My Head   Leave a comment

Above:  Ceiling, Wells Cathedral, Wells, England

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Jokes about ceilings always go over my head.

Posted September 15, 2017 by neatnik2009 in Engineering/Mathematics/Science

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Swat Team   Leave a comment

Above:  A Fly Swatter

Image Source = Heron

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Is a group of people wielding their fly swatters a swat team?

Posted September 13, 2017 by neatnik2009 in Common Objects

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Latin Quarter   Leave a comment

Above:  Roman Coins

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If one finds a Roman coin in New Orleans, does one have a Latin Quarter?

Stamen Alive   Leave a comment

Above:  Bouquet in an Arched Window, by Ambrosius Bosschaert

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If there were a disco song about flowers, it would be Stamen Alive.  I must be a pistil for sharing that pun.

Posted April 16, 2017 by neatnik2009 in Medicine and Plants

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Photo Finish   Leave a comment

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Above:  Monument of Alexander II, Helsingors, Finland, Russian Empire, 1890

Image Creator = Detroit Publishing Company

Image Source = Library of Congress

Reproduction Number = LC-DIG-ppmsc-03808

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If one uses up one’s photo card in Helsinki, is this situation a photo finish?

Posted January 10, 2017 by neatnik2009 in Geography

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